Has bottomed out the standings 3 times (2020, 2023, 2025) — more than anyone in league history. The basement light is practically left on for them.
| Year | Cellar dweller | Record | Points For |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Fantasy god’s pin cushion | 6-22 | 1,498 |
| 2024 | Comin 4 Chris's baby dady | 9-19 | 1,615.2 |
| 2023 | Permanent IR | 4-10 | 1,432.9 |
| 2022 | Psycho Tom's Last Ride | 3-11 | 1,412 |
| 2021 | Ineffective airMiles | 5-9 | 1,378.1 |
| 2020 | Team injuries | 3-10 | 1,294.6 |
| Manager | Last-place finishes | Years | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I <3 Hockey | 3 | 2020, 2023, 2025 |
| 2 | Go Birds FU | 2 | 2021, 2024 |
| 3 | Seman | 1 | 2022 |
| Year | Manager | Record | Points For |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2020 | Fantasy Football Team | 4-9 | 1,220.4 |
| 2020 | Tetramethrin | 4-9 | 1,285.9 |
| 2020 | Team injuries | 3-10 | 1,294.6 |
| 2021 | Ineffective airMiles | 5-9 | 1,378.1 |
| 2020 | Erectile Dysfunction | 5-8 | 1,382.3 |